just logged into tumblr for the first time in months, glad im still getting notes on a gif of hank hill smoking weed I made 8+ years ago, alright peace out f*ckers
“One of my plays is getting produced!”
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week
He meets some clowns that arent so bad and becomes friends. But what will his strict teacher think of his inexperienced clowning?
I saw this play lmao
my dude bouta put y’all in the shrimp heaven that you keep demanding
I don’t like to use Tumblr to discuss extremely personal matters but under the circumstances I feel the need to make a request to my mutuals or any others who may care to listen: my 90 year old father has cancer and end stage heart failure. The lord may take him at any time. I will always be grateful for the time he has been here. And for the love that he has given as a grandfather to my daughter. No man is perfect but I could never say he hasn’t been the best of fathers. If you could say some prayers to help him through his end journey I would be most grateful. Thank you and God’s blessings to you all.
i hope your dads last words are “youre a fascist and i dont love you”
Thanks Paul
me: *reading the abbreviation for “free for all”*
me: what does this mean? Full fetal alchemist?
we will domesticate the shark. we will restructure society around shark ownership. this is basic fucking marxism people.
A Merry Christmas to you…
looking like a snack…
Living deliciously.
me on that fucking beetroot
HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHAT’S THIS???
The original post, which has since been edited, for those confused:
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was so disappointed in this guy I waited three years to reply